if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I want to fling myself into the sun
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