I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
then he tried to convert me to islam
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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