areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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