that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
there was a trapeze. enough said
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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