i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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