This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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