Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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