That's when you crack a 10am beer
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
She is beauty she is grace
sheβs masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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