This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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