I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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