It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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