He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
