I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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