Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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