Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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