it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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