Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Randomize
