it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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