Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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