She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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