haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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