Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize