it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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