Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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