IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
