Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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