i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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