What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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