Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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