didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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