I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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