covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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