When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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