Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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