so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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