Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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