your parents love me but you hate me
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
