just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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