She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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