I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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