she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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