Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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