thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
