i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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