i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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