If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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