I don't usually arrange sex via text message
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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