I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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