just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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