gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
