It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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