I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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